Mar

11

Domestic dilemmas…

By Matt

Walking down the hall today and Angus is finishing up on the loo. He’s changing the toilet roll so I tell him what a good boy he is.

He turns to me shaking his head and says “I just can’t believe how much toilet paper I’m going through Dad.”

You couldn’t script this stuff better!

 

Nov

4

Being a boy on a farm…

By Matt

Dee was home with Angus the other day and he tells her he needs to do a wee.
Probably important for this story to understand he is obsessed with all things ‘fireman’ at the moment.
Dee:¬†”Ok, let’s go to the potty”
Angus: “No, I want to do it on the grass like daddy”
Dee: “Ok, lets go over to the fence”
Angus: “No, I just want to do it on the grass”
Dee: “Ok”
*Angus drops drawers and points the business end toward the grass*
Dee: “That’s the way, good boy”
Angus (now doing the biz): “Look Mum, it’s like a fire hose!”